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The Best of Hanson: Live & Electric is the second live album by Hanson, and is the first live album to be released under their independent record label 3CG Records. Live & Electric was recorded in June 2005 over two nights at the Palais Theatre, Melbourne, Australia and was released on October 11, 2005.
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