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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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\"New Fang\" is the debut single by Los Angeles–based rock supergroup Them Crooked Vultures. It was the first track the band worked on. \"New Fang\" was released as the first single from the band's self-titled debut album (2009). \nThe single was released to radio on October 26, 2009. \nIt entered the top ten of the Alternative Songs chart, peaking at number 10, and the top twenty on both the Hot Mainstream Rock Tracks and Rock Songs charts. The song, as performed by the band during a New York concert on October 15, 2009, was described by New York Times writer Nate Chinen as one of the band's \"more buoyant tunes, hint[ing] at Southern boogie rock.\"
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